A minha primeira lyric.

Diz o zé povinho da coisa que normalmente, à primeira tentativa de se criar uma letra para um música, sai borrada. Mas neste caso, saiu um senhor cagalhão. Castanho. Líquido.
Aqui está.


"(intro)
Angels coming down to Earth
And I feel so freakin' empty
I want to break free from this loneliness
Please, rescue me and take me to the promised land
Where I can be happy forever with you
And feel your heart and...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

FUCK THAAAAAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

KICK IN THE GROIN
KICK IN THE GROIN
(x2)
(verso 1)
You see a shinny boot flying in your direction
You don't know what it is
but you just know the pain is coming
Not enough time to counterattack
Shitface, time to suffer a critical impact

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GAVE YOU

KICK IN THE GROIN
KICK IN THE GROIN
(x4)

(Bridge)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THIS SHIT HURTS AS HELL, I WISH I HADN'T SO FREAKIN' HUGE BALLS
MY VOICE BECOMES THINNER AND I'M NOT FEELING SO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL...

(solo)

Lift your knee
Contract your foot
And aim for your enemy's groin!
The recipe for a perfect kick, that is!

You see a shinny boot flying in your direction
You don't know what it is
Not enough time to counterattack
And the fuckin' pain is coming
You suffer a critical impact
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GAVE YOU

KICK IN THE GROIN
KICK IN THE GROIN
(x4)

(Random Shredding)

Now who says 'oink' motherfucker?"


Não sei o que me ia na cabeça para escrever tão magnífica pérola. Das duas uma, ou estava com uma dor de 'gémeos' terrível derivada de um indesejável contacto com uma superfície dura, ou estava com desejos disso. Prefiro não pensar. Prefiro não saber!